Gatorade® recently terminated it’s Sponsorship Agreement with Tiger Woods along with dropping the slogan, “Is it in you?™” Nike® will keep Tiger as a spokesman and continue with the motto, “Just do it.™”

To speed up or not to

Tom Brady gets stop by a police officer for doing 200mph in a 40mph zone…. “(officer) Tom why you going so fast? Without a valid reason I’m going to have to arrest you!”…. “(tom) Officer, officer I just herd Tiger Wood’s car was seen parked outside my house!!”… “(officer) In that you need to speed up!”

The Pope and Tiger Woods

The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

“However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified”. The next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

“Sorry about the mix up”, apologizes the Pope.

“No problem” replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: “I am really anxious to get to heaven.”

Tiger: “Why is that?”

Pope: “All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”

Tiger: “You’re a day late.”

Tiger Woods, Santa Claus and Energizer bunny

What’s similar about Tiger Woods and the Energizer bunny?

They both just keep going.

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa clause?

Santa stops after 3 ho’s

Other funs about Tiger Woods:

A lion wouldn’t cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

How does Tiger Woods get a hole in one almost every time? He gets lots of practice.

Tiger Woods has gotten so wild with his driver that he keeps knocking it into the bushes on the wrong hole.

I heard that Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, the former press secretary to George W. Bush, to help him map a plan for his return to golf… I guess he wants to be remembered as the worse golfer of all time!

What makes April 1st so special? Well it`s a time when you get away with playing tricks/pranks on people without fear of any come back, however this will depend on what type of prank you play and the sort of person you play it on, so be careful.

If you can keep a straight face while all about you are losing theirs then you will succeed in pulling your prank or trick off. Giggling and laughter and doing unusual things to the buildup will alert your victim.

I feel a bit of a baddie in saying this but one prank I believe to be the best of all is putting all the clocks in the house an hour forward so that your victim gets to work early or other. Have your running shoes on ready for their return because sometimes this may not be seen as funny and especially more so if that person likes their sleepy eye, or worse still if it is a woman in need of her beauty sleep.

Wet your hands then walk up behind your victim and go ACHOO and flick the water on them.

Park your victim’s car late at night in another parking place. They will think it is stolen. Make sure you are insured to do this.

This prank is old hat but works every time. Put a small hole in a 5 pound note and tie a long strand of invisible string through it (or fishing wire/string). Next, put the money on the ground and hide holding the other end of the string ready to tug when your victim tries to pick it up.

Put water in a bucket and place it against your neighbor’s door; ensure you keep it leaning against the door now knock and run.  Be careful with this prank.

Smear the handle of a refrigerator or the lower portion of the doorknob with butter. They fall for it all the time

Sprinkle talcum powered in the hair drier or into the hairbrush

Tie string to a plastic frog or rubber snake and make it jump on the victim suddenly.

It is a good idea to have a partner in crime if it includes prank phone calls being made as it is a great possibility they will know it is you on the other end of the telephone. Ask a partner to give a ring to the victim’s telephone and engage him in an interesting conversation while you dangle a creepy crawly at their side facing them and watch their response.

Other prank ideas to get a laugh

The pen that once the cap is removed gives a slight electric shock

Fake rubber or unpleasant-tasting sweets

Fill an empty perfume bottle with garlic juice

Tomato ketchup will act as blood if you need it for a prank. Pranks that involve pretence of a wound or deep cut can seriously frighten your victim. Only do something like this if you are certain they won`t have a heart attack.

The fake car scratch trick is hilarious when your victim sees their pride and joy damaged

Place a transparent plastic sheet on the best carpet and spill ink or blackcurrant juice on it

Fill the toothpaste tube with cake cream but not with anything that can harm your victim

Don`t rush your victim to participate because they will smell a rat. First thing in the morning is the best time to play your pranks on someone because they are still half asleep so as to speak making them more vulnerable. It is also a sensitive time also for upsetting them. It’s a catch 22 situation. You decide. Remember that even pranksters get caught out all the time so keep your guard up.

Place fake spiders in the cornflakes box

Swap milk in the bottle with milk of magnesia

Last but not least an all time favorite is the winning lottery ticket. It is a prank created so your victim believes you have won the lottery.

What to do:

1) Record the lottery ticket drawing on your video recorder.

2) Buy a lottery ticket that has the same numbers that were the winning numbers on the previous drawing.

3) Set up the recorded drawing so that it is ready to appear when you sit down to watch it with your victim.

4) Place the ticket beside your victim and tell them you`re bursting to go to the toilet and ask them to keep an eye on your ticket till you get back. Of course his/her screams are going to have you coming back at lightning speed. What happens now is up to you – you can tell them the truth right away or prolong the fun. Have them give ideas on what you can spend the money on etc.